Friday, March 9, 2007

Marilyn, Military Commander!

"Nancy Pelosi has as much business micromanaging the Iraq war as I do driving a tank," Rep. Marilyn Musgrave, R-Fort Morgan, said in a written statement, following the new Democratic proposal to try and get us out of this Republican-spawned mess in Iraq.

Let's see, Nancy Pelosi outlined the new Democratic proposal--which would increase funds for wounded veterans while also attempting to enforce benchmarks for Iraq's government to take over security responsibilities.

Maybe a little "micro-managing" would have left us with fewer maimed and injured troops getting shitty care in VA hospitals around the country.

My suggestion? Let Nancy Pelosi drive the tank--but put Marilyn under it.

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Separated at birth? The Muskrat wishes...



The one (on the left, of course) without the flag is the true patriot and one of America's finest. The other, well, watch your ankles.

Foley roams free

Remember Mark Foley?

Here's what Marilyn said, “I voted to open an investigation by the House Ethics Committee to determine who knew what and when they knew it. Not only that, but I also want a criminal investigation to be opened by the Department of Justice."

A lot came of that, huh? It's only everyday rank-and-file gays that Marilyn despises.

Not child-molesting Republican ones.


Muskrat on Mouse Action

Not content with trying to disenfranchise gays, Marilyn wants to wipe out this horrifying creature.

No protections or rights for either gays or the Preble's meadow jumping mouse.

Marilyn's just so warm and fuzzy.